Lex Luthor vs Xanatos: PreludeLex Luthor vs Xanatos: Prelude by ThatBronyWithGlasses
Greetings, ladies, gentlemen, and those who do not specify. Welcome to my first attempt at a death battle. My name is Royce, but you can all call me Noob, since it is most fitting for the occasion.
Noob: Today we shall be looking at who would win in a fight to the death between the great captains of industry slash brilliant criminal minds of the 90's; Lex Luthor, the legendary archnemisis of Superman, and David Xanatos, the reformed genius. Now, for further reference, this is the DC Animated universe we'll be using for Lex, so please, no pointing out comics. And if I do get something wrong, please feel free to correct me, I am using Wikipedia, and I am definitely capable of error.
Joseder: I'll say!
Noob: What the... who are you?
Joseder: Name's Joseder, can't you read the damn transcript?
Noob: It says joss-E-der.
Joseder: NO, no no. It's a mix of Jose, and Vader, Hoe-zay-derr. Got it, Doodles?
Noob: I hate that nickname!
Joseder: Well, you'll get a lot more of it if you don't start c